You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
