So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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