Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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