i jhust puked up my retainher.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"