you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.