Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
vagina is talking i cant
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night