Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text http://tfl.nu/8slp
  Replies (5) Good night (932) Bad night (1697)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.

  (573): View more from Missouri

  Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead. (573): Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what. http://tfl.nu/rrcf
  Replies (8) Good night (1457) Bad night (491)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  i take joy in having bigger boobs than others

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): i take joy in having bigger boobs than others http://tfl.nu/4ho3
  Replies (93) Good night (6408) Bad night (709)
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am. http://tfl.nu/u2qi
  Replies (14) Good night (1403) Bad night (5854)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker http://tfl.nu/8x3j
  Replies (24) Good night (6165) Bad night (900)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box? http://tfl.nu/nvmk
  Replies (61) Good night (14650) Bad night (1129)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented) http://tfl.nu/wdah
  Replies (10) Good night (3345) Bad night (1473)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there. http://tfl.nu/7hmv
  Replies (12) Good night (1362) Bad night (4366)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck. http://tfl.nu/69rd
  Replies (17) Good night (7904) Bad night (2079)
• Favorite

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (270): The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys. (817): I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot http://tfl.nu/5unc
  Replies (2) Good night (1367) Bad night (663)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone" http://tfl.nu/bfbc
  Replies (5) Good night (2609) Bad night (522)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable". http://tfl.nu/w1e1
  Replies (20) Good night (1595) Bad night (528)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses. http://tfl.nu/edcx
  Replies (3) Good night (741) Bad night (350)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for. http://tfl.nu/81ty
  Replies (0) Good night (692) Bad night (284)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One. http://tfl.nu/azcx
  Replies (0) Good night (1157) Bad night (221)

Randomize