wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo