What should our trivia night team be named?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
So much puke
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.