Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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