dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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