Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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