It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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