How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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