he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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