why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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