when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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