who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
tell me about the eggs
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