I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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