Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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