I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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