Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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