I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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