she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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