is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
