Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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