I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
