some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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