i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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