It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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