I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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