i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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