If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
