Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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