1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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