I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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