weddingsv make me drug and hornr
your room smells of hookers.
And success
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
