My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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