Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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