I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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