The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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