There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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