Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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