Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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