He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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