Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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