will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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