I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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