did you get engaged???
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So much rum. So many feels.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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