you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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