people are starting to question the shark bite story
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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