At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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