I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just sent this text using only my big toe
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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