are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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