Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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