I must be too annoying 4 u.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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