you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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