im drinking this country out of the recession.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
