i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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