so let's talk penis.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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