How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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