i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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