He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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