from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
