if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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