In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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